Alright, class, settle down! I said SETTLE DOWN. Tom, give me your eraser. If you can’t keep it out of your ear, you don’t deserve to erase anything! Okay, good, good. Now listen up!

Welcome to high school! Friendlytown High School! You’re going to enter a world of new experiences here! You’re going to learn a lot! You’re going to notice that the Mayors are also our Teachers. Don’t worry about that! They have a lot to teach you! They know all the best subjects! Music! History! Hummus Control! We have it all! You will learn so much under our school mascot, the Pissgoblins, guidance! You’re Friendlytown’s florescent light tubes, flickering at the future in uncertainty! Together, we can replace that tube! Eventually! We’ll put in a maintenance request for it! Together!